So you want to write a book?

Have you ever read  a book and said, I could’ve written that. We all have. But writing a book is a complex and long process. In a perfect world experienced by someone with a job and maybe kids: If it takes a year to write, another year to edit and find an agent, another six months for that agent to get a publishing contract, and another eighteen months to get the book on the shelf, you are looking at a four year process. And that is being super optimistic. Most people write for more than ten years and get their fifth or sixth novel published. Writing is not for the faint of heart. Here are ten things to keep in mind if you’ve ever considered writing a book and want to have it published (if you just want to write for yourself and your family, some of this isn’t applicable):

  1. If anyone or anything can convince you not to do it, then don’t waste your time.
  2. Write about what you are passionate about. Your readers will see your passion on the page. No passion equals boring.
  3. Plot is important (I hate getting to the end of a book and saying WHAT!), but a strong protagonist is what will keep people reading.
  4. The muses come and go, so set a schedule and goals to keep yourself motivated. One hour a night, or one page a night, or 500 words a night, whatever! Think this way, one page a night means a first draft in a year. Whatever you prefer set a schedule and stick to it. Otherwise it will probably never get finished, and that is a sad thought.
  5. Know your characters inside and out. Know who they are and you will know how they react when so-and-so dies… Realistic characters with unique voices are the key to good stories that keep people reading.
  6. Your book is not done until it is published! It is difficult to rework the baby that you just spent a year writing, but necessary if you want to see it in print. By your fifth draft you might be ready to send it to publishers or agents.
  7. See where it will fit on the bookshelf at (insert bookstore). If it would be considered its own category, rethink it to make it fit somewhere. Publishers want sales and they can only sell what fits on the shelf at the big stores.
  8. Be prepared to do 90-95 percent of your own marketing. When you are a bestseller, you might get some help from the publisher…maybe.
  9. Be ready for more rejection than you have ever experienced. The big publishers only accept work that is represented by an agent. Agents all have their own preferences and most represent 10-50 authors. Getting their ear is difficult, but the first step in the process. You need thick skin, a good sales pitch, and a solid support group.
  10. Find or start a writers group. Writers are everywhere and the serious ones know that they need constructive feedback to improve their work. These groups not only help with improving your writing, they also provide needed support and networking.

What was that? You still want to write? Then start with your characters and structure a story. Or just start writing (some people can do it this way, I need an outline). Good luck and let your passion fill the blank pages.

She saved my manhood

So I didn’t jump out of a plane at 11,000 feet. In fact, no one did because of the weather. But I wasn’t going to anyway, and the best part—I didn’t have to look my cowardice in the eye and tell anyone. Why? Because my wife did it for me. She is a woman with courage.

 She had the courage to cancel my slot without even getting final consent from me. She knows me well enough to know when I am genuinely worried and cared about me enough to save my manhood and tell everyone for me. And, she is still going to jump out of the airplane when it is rescheduled. What a woman.

Help! I might jump out of a plane at 11,000 feet!

So my chances of dying during a tandem skydive are at worst 1 in 250,000. So what! If I don’t do it I will avoid the opportunity to be  that lucky one, the remembered statistic. I am fully aware that driving in a car is dangerous and that more people die from snake bites than skydiving every year, but I’m still not convinced that I need to do it.

I love rollercoasters and I have experienced a ripcord fall of about 150 feet, but that is more than 10,850 less feet than if I skydive. My wife is doing it, but I’m already fully aware that she is tougher than I am. So why even consider it, you ask? Why jump out of a well functioning plane? I’m still not sure. Will I accept my cowardice or will I pull untapped courage out of some hidden recess in the corner of my mind? I only have about 30 hours to decide.

Writing Journal

I’m working on:  The beginning of the climax. The treasure hunt in getting dangerous and I am sensing a twist and a tradgedy.

I’m listening to: Soundtrack: Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers.

I’m happy because: I’m going to jump out of a plane and experience flying like superman.

The devil on my shoulder says: Forget about everything else. You’ve got a book to finish.

Writing Journal

I’m working on: The transition from my current place to the final conflict resolution in the Spirit of Steel. I have about 20,000 words to go, and I am nearing some serious action, which always writes fast.

I’m listening to: Absolute silence with the occasional passing train.

I’m happy because: I am headed north again, this time to Mackinaw. Anywhere north feels like a good place to write.

The devil on my shoulder says: Forget about cleaning the basement! You have a book to finish!

You’ve arrived up north when…

There are some things that are common to all people and all place. But cultural differences make us different and interesting. We often classify this difference in terms of geography, with a concept of what is up north or down south. The Upper Peninsula of Michigan has a special place in my heart for its beauty and unique people. If you experience more than two of the following, you are, what I would consider, up north.

  • A cloud of bugs splattering on your windshield makes you think it’s raining.
  • The guy you rent a canoe from has a lengthy beard and always smells like he ate an onion sandwich.
  • Every restaurant and bar is full of furs and mounts, and might be considered a “lovely room of death.”
  • The best dressed guy in the room is wearing a cut-off flannel shirt (his has a collar).
  • You have to drive more than thirty minutes to access the internet.
  • Beer cheese soup is the soup of the day.
  • The gas station also has slot machines, a diner, and a mini-market.
  • Businesses still advertise cold drinks and clean restrooms.
  • There are forest highways that have holes big enough to fit a small car (I think my Stratus has finally met its match).
  • The deer look before crossing the road.
  • You wake a porcupine from its daily slumber while passing by its tree (they sleep toward the top).
  • You toss a debilitated fish back in the water and watch as an eagle soars in to snatch its breakfast.
  • Your most important decision of the day is which leech (large, medium, or small…oh my!) shall be the one to catch the giant blue gill waiting in the seaweed.

Writing Journal

Finally , I found a place to use my laptop. Internet on the phone is so finicky.

I’ve written over two thousand words on the Spirit of Steel so far this week. I also have a rough draft of a short story completed at about two thousand words.

I’m listening to cafe music right now.

I’m happy because a major part of the conflict resolution for the Spirit of Steel came to me this morning.

The devil on my shoulder is saying: Another Latte won’t hurt.

Writing Journal

I’m working on:  Treasure Hunter Tales: The Spirit of Steel, book two of my trilogy. I just topped the 150 page mark.

I’m listening to: The Half Blood Prince soundtrack. Instrumental does a writer good.

I’m happy because: I’m  leaving for vacation tomorrow.

The devil on my shoulder says: Just eat the brownies, she’ll never know.